Monster Lovin’ Series, Available Now, Exclusively on My Site!

Monster Lovin’ is Here, and it Wants YOU!

For the first time ever, I’m selling e-books directly from this site, so you can have the naughty, naughty stories that were too HOT, too STEAMY, too BEASTLY, for other e-tailers!

All eight stories in my Monster Lovin’ Series are available now under my “Where to Buy Sizzling Reads” tab, above! Just click on the links to get your Monster Fix, but be warned… these stories are not for the faint of heart! They are rough and scaly and sometimes downright dangerous, so proceed at your own risk!

Here are the descriptions of these monstrous tales to whet your appetite…

Loved by the Swamp Creature!

When Krissy’s date ditches her by the lakeside because she won’t put out, she gets a lot more than the shivers from the cool, dark water.

Little does she know there’s a creature in the lake with an insatiable hunger… for sex!

Loved by the Wolfman!

When born-again Sally goes on a romantic picnic with Harry, she fights the urge to give in to temptation and sex his brains out.

But, when the full moon emerges and Harry transforms into a werewolf, she realizes she’s in more trouble than she bargained for!

Loved by the Mummy!

When Egyptologist, Layla, accidentally opens a hidden chamber inside of the dig site, she knows she’s made a huge discovery.

But when she’s trapped inside with a sarcophagus, and the giant golden phallus mounted on top of it, she knows she’s in for one spooky ride!

Loved by Dracula!

“Looking for young, innocent woman to devour. Will host.”

When Tina responds to the sexy Dr. Acula’s Craigslist ad, she’s hoping he’ll feed her need for some hot action. Little does she know, the stranger with hypnotic eyes also hungers… for blood!

Loved by Frankenstein’s Monster!

When Dr. Frank N. Stein’s intern, Elsa, is forced to clean up his lab after hours, a lightning storm shuts of all the power leaving her alone with a corpse and a major case of the creeps. But when a lightning bolt and a broken vial of “Reanimation Agent” bring the corpse to life, she knows she’s got real problems.

Not only is she alone with a monster, but it seems to have a bad case of rigor mortis… in it’s dick!

Loved by the Invisible Man!

When Cybil’s hotel is robbed by a mysterious thief with bandages and sunglasses covering his face, she figures her day can’t get any worse.

That night, an invisible lover visits her in her bed and she assumes the rumors of ghosts in her hotel are true.

But is the mysterious sex fiend more man than myth?

Loved by Cthulhu!

Emiri’s dreams have been full of the lost city of R’lyeh, and the words of the old gods: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. But her dreams have an undertone that make her squirm in her bed.

Instead of terror, arousal courses through her.

When she convinces her fellow anthropology student, Isaia, to try to find the city, she has no idea what evil lurks for them there.

In his house on R’lyeh, dead Cthulu waits, dreaming. Of her.

Loved by a Zombie Horde!

Rose has one rule when it comes to staying alive in the post-apocalyptic hellscape she calls home: Stay sharp. If you’re not sharp, you could miss something, and when you miss something, that’s when they get you–The Sex Zombies.

If they make you cum, you die, turning into a mindless, horny, walking corpse.

When Rose saves Jake from a horde of the undead, she knows right away he’s not good for her survival. He’s hot as hell, but sex is one distraction that could get them killed. Will he be the something that dulls her edge, or will they both make it to safety with their underwear in tact?

So… who’s ready for one wild night? Or maybe more than one? 😉

What Happened to all the Monster Sex?

ImageLately, my lovely readers have been writing me to ask where the heck my Monster Sex Stories disappeared to. And since this is an *excellent* question, and I have a soft spot for those raunchy, goofy stories, I desperately want to tell you!

Recently, the BBC did an “expose” on sites like Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc, showing that they sell erotic content that violates their terms of service and is, basically, horrifying trash that should be set on fire immediately, if only it weren’t digital. A thousand pilgrims wept.

And okay, sure, there were a lot of stories out there with things in them that are illegal and skeevy in real life, such as incest and beastiality with the family dog. HOWEVER, lumped in with those stories were all the ones about being taken by sexy monsters, college youths in their 20s making sweet love to their step-dads or step-brothers, and all sorts of other kinky things that are taboo, but for their fan bases, titillating and a whole lot of fun. 

So, the e-book retailers started freaking out and blocking titles from independent authors who had titles within a stone’s throw from any of those subjects the BBC mentioned. The expose threw out words like “illegal content,” and other things, because the acts depicted in them were sometimes illegal in nature. Which, frankly, I find pretty disingenuous, because no one in the BBC or any retailers has ever kicked up even the tiniest of fusses about all the novels out there glorifying serial killers, date rapists, suicide bombers, real crime stories for titillation, etc.

But, I digress!

In a nutshell: Amazon blocked all of my Monster Stories. And right after I just changed the covers and re-uploaded them, which made me extra grumpy about it. That takes forever, Amazon! *shakes fist at the heavens* 

So, at least for now, my Monster Sex Series is down on all e-tailers until I figure out a game plan. They are all B-Movie erotic parodies of classic monster scenarios, and I love them. And since so many of you have read a few but not others and asked about them, I’m looking for a solution ASAP to get them into your hands! 

Stay tuned for updates! Ideally, I’d love to sell them through this website, but I’ll let you know after some research. 

Thanks for all your support, my lovelies! 

-Delilah 😉